Author Subject Munkee Newgular and King of Cream Cheese posts: 60 (3/11/01 11:40:04 am) Reply TSPG/TPCG compilation book #1 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is something I made awhile back that I never actually announced. It's made up of lost fanfics and the really old ones or the ones that seemed to be really liked. There's two parts. If you want an actual .txt document copy of it then just email me. Munkee@kc.rr.com The Sonic Pandemonium Gang/ The Perfect Chaos Gang Classics Compilation Book 1 *********** Originals *********** Notes: Here they are, the first three stories ever made for TPCG/TSPG. ----------------- Shorty Samantha's Dream.......... Wed Feb 3 15:59:04 1999 Hello,Friends and Enemys(Well just Samantha really!!) I have thought of a new way to piss samantha off........ Samantha's Dream.Enjoy!!(Apart from Samantha I hope after this you leave!!) SaMaNtHa-I wunder wots appenen on the soniic pandamokum messe bored? (On the message board) SaMaNtHa-Oh wuw luuk at thut!! (See comments on there like ''your Cool Samantha''e.t.c....) SaMaNtHa-I fink i wull gust red one. (On the message) Shorty-I'm really sorry Samantha I was mistaken your really cool!! SaMaNtHa-Hu!!Um thu bestt!! (On the Second message...) Soneec-Please forgive me!!!I will take you off my losers section Now!!!!!! SaMaNtHa-Yusss!!!Nuw i cun be Sonnnnecs frend!!! (Phone rings...) Samanthas Mum-Samantha its for you!!!! SaMaNtHa-Guv it two mu!!! (Hands her phone) SaMaNtHa-Hullu.....Yuss spuckung.....u wunt me to be primuministur fur ever!!!!! (She Wakes up) SaMaNtHa-Rulaity stepud orr wot? Shorty P.S Soneec if you ever update Losers 3 and think this is funny put this in here!!! PP.S Comments Please!!! Shorty Samantha's Day(FANFIC/Editorial) Fri Feb 5 03:07:26 1999 Well since the Brillant Success of my first Clarfet Fan Fiction(Samantha's Dream)I have dissided to write another one!!! Why?Beacause my Last one made Dr Zach and Secman really annoy Samantha. And Beacause It looks like Samantha has almost dissapeared!!! So here it is(Drum role please.....)Samantha's day!!!! (SaMaNtHa has just woken up and is walking down the stairs) SaMaNtHa-Wots fur Bruckfust muthur??? Samanthas Mum-Eggy Soldiers cut up into teeny weeny bitesize pieces. SaMaNtHa-Wot? thuts tu bigg cutt thum uup smullur!! (Samanthas Mum doe's so.While SaMaNtHa read's her Brand New Copy of STC) SaMaNtHa-(Flipping threw the pages.)Whurus thu bestt riteer gon?Whurus Luw Stungur's Stury's? (She final get's to the Back Page) SaMaNtHa-Uh Nu thuru's nu luw stungur in huru atull!!! (Samantha Goe's to School.) SaMaNtHa-I dunnu wot's appenun tu STCC thusu duy's Wunnu bea Sunic Fun?! WannaBee Sonic Fan-So what is happening in good old Sonic World then!? Huh?Huh?HUH????? (Wannabee Sonic Fan get's runover by a bus!) (In School.) Teacher-Now Lower School I want you to tell me this Sum. (Point's to board saying 1+1=) SaMaNtHa-Mu!!!Mu!!!! Teacher-SaMaNtHa. SaMaNtHa-3442 Muss!! (Every one in class is laughing!) Teacher-No SaMaNtHa the Ansew is 2. (SaMaNtHa Goe's Home at 3:30pm) (At Home) SaMaNtHa-Uh Wull tume fur Bud I spuse!! (Falls A sleep.) Shorty Comment's please!!! And I hope that this is the right Sammy land fanfic... Shorty One Day in Samantha Land......(FANFIC)Chapter 1 Sat Feb 6 05:52:27 1999 One day in Samantha Land...... Chapter 1 Shorty:Where the Hell are we? SecMan:How am I spose to know!! (The Gang come up to a sign stating''Welcum tuu SaMaNtHa landd'') Sonnec h no. SecMan:What? Dr Zach:It's SaMaNtHa Land!!!! (Shorty is now hudling in a corner.) Shorty:weregonnadieweregonnadie.... SaMaNtHas Voice:Cum in!Cum in! Andre:Were going in any place!! (Andre turns around to see there in SaMaNtHa land.) Andre:S**t. (In SaMaNtHa Land.) Shorty:The Horror,The Horror, I tell you!!! (See SaMaNtHas Hoaxes in an Art Gallery) Soknuck:Come on Shorty we've gotta go!! (SaMaNtHas thorne) SaMaNtHa:Suu yu arived did yuu? Sonnec:Yep.Now whadda you want? SaMaNtHa:I want you to make.......Pie Hoaxes!!!! All:Nooooooo!!! To be countinued....... Shorty P.S Comments please!! Shorty One Day in Samantha Land.........(FANFIC)Chapter 2 Sat Feb 6 10:14:43 1999 One Day in Samantha Land....... Chapter 2 (In Pie Hoaxing Room) Mac:Shorty, I don't think I can take much more of this!! Samantha Clone 1:Silece slavee!!!! (Toasty Gets up.) Toasty:Nooooooo!!!I can't take this any more!!!please make it stop!!! (Samantha enters.) Samantha Clone 2:Wot shull wee du with im mastur? Samantha:I no wot du tu!!wee shull.....Samantha-efy himm!! Toasty:Nooooooo!!Any thing but that!!!! (Toasty is dragged away.) Samantha:Im guing now.Noone is tu leavee thuru placess!! (Samantha Leaves.) Sonnec kay now FreakButt has gone,We can plan our escape!! Shorty:Hmmmmm...... SecMan:I don't know why you're all so damn calm!! Shorty:Shush!! (Shorty Spots a vent.) Shorty:Aha!! Dr Zach:What?That old vent?No way!! Mac:Cum on Zach we have to get out of here some how! SecMan:What did you say? Mac Sighs)I said ''Cum on Zach we have to get out of here some how!'' Soneec:Say''Come'' Mac Sighs again)Cum. Shorty:You just said Cum not come!! Mac:Its this building it has some sort of spelling effect on you!! Shorty:Come on we have to get out of here as quick as we can!! (The Gang enter the vent.) (Out side the vent) SecMan:So where do we go now? Dr Zach:Yeah!Where? Shorty:We have to rescue toasty!!! Mac:Back in there?No Way!! (Just then Toasty comes out holding a very big gun!!) Sonnec:Toasty? Toasty ie sunic realated scum!!! To be Concluded......... Shorty P.S Comments please!! Shorty One Day in Samantha Land..........(FANFIC)The Final Chapte Sat Feb 6 13:15:37 1999 One Day in Samantha Land........ The Final Chapter!!! Shorty:Not you too Toasty!! Toasty:Yus!I huve turned tu thu winning side!! (Aim's his gun...) Toasty:Nuw yuu all must die!!! SecMan:Get down!!! (Toasty Fires) Sonnec:Wait a Sec I've got it!!! (Sonnec Stands up) Shorty:Sonnec get the F**k down!!! Sonnec:Sonic!Knuckles!Hidden Palace! Toasty:Nuuu!!!!!!tfryfygyfygtuyhguhguh........ (Toasty faints) (3 minutes later.....) Dr Zach:He's coming round!Get ready for anything!! Toasty:Uh.....Guys?Whats happening? Mac:He looks normal enough.... (Samantha Storms though door) Samantha:Must escape!!!! Shorty:Theres are little present about to go off!! (Samantha Land Explodes) (Back in Base) Toasty:....so when just when I was tooken off you planted a bomb in Samantha Land! Shorty:Yep!! Sonnec:So thats the last we'll see of Samantha and Samantha Land!! Shorty:Maybe....Well then again..... The End? Shorty P.S Comments please By the way, did you post the Samantha's page fanfic to the message board? I must have missed it if you did(which I seem to remember reading here...) Also, if you don't mind my asking, what was supposed to happen in the sequal to this story, and the rest of the parts to 'Welcome back to Sammy Land'? You probobly don't have to answer the first question, because I'm going to serch the board later today, just to make sure, but you could answer before then. You don't have to answer those other questions anyway, if you don't want to, I'm just wondering... ************** Perfect Chaos ************** -TPCG Jeopardy- (Just a short, hopefully funny, fanfic. Enjoy ^_^) --TPCG Jeopardy set-- Shorty: Welcome to the premiere episode of TPCG Jeopardy. Today our contestants are: Ami... Ami: Hi! Shorty: ...Riochet... Riochet: Whernce I-- Shorty: ...and TLoB TLoB: Uh? What? Where am I? Shorty: Are you ready? The categories are: Current US presidents "S" words Therapists Insults And... Chao. Ami, you go first. Ami: Okay... I'll take... Swords for $100. Shorty: That's "S" words... anyway, the question is: "The main character of Sonic Adventure is..." All but Shorty: ... Riochet: Oh! Sam! Shorty: No, that is NOT right. I'll give you a hint; his name is in the title. TloB: Buzz! Sam? Shorty: No, that's what Riochet said. (Buzz) Times up. The correct answer was Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog. Since Tlob was the last to say anything at all he'll choose the category. Ami: Psst, do Swords. Shorty: That's "S" words! TloB: Oh, what the hell, I'll take swords for... $5231.43 Shorty: Uh... the maximum is $500... I'll just move on to Riochet. Riochet, choose a category. Riochet: I'll take The Rapists for $100. Shorty: ... That's therapists. The question is... Screw it, it's too hard for you. Let's go to Ami. Ami: I'll take Chao for $500 Shorty: You know, that they get HARDER the higher you go. Oh well, the question is. How many lines of code where used to program the Chao Garden? Riochet: (BUZZ!) I fixed my buzzer! All I had to do was press the button on the top! Shorty: Sigh, TloB: (Buzz!) 2? Shorty: No... Ami: 2.5!? Shorty: No, and since no one answered correctly Ami, choose again. Ami: Current US Presidents! Shorty: Okay, the question is... "Who is the current US president?" ALL: ... Shorty: hint: His first name is Bill... ALL: ... Shorty: His last name is Clinton... Riochet: (buzz!) Al Gore! Shorty: No! TloB: Monica Lewinsky! Shorty: NO!!! Ami: Is this a trick question? Shorty: (Bangs his head on the pedestal.) Forget it, let's just move onto the final round. Your final question is... you'll never get it. (Throws his cards away) I'll just make up one... "What is your favorite food?" Just write it on your card. You don't even have to tell the truth, you can write down any food. Just write down a food. First up is Ami... Ami: (Holds up her card): Ami's Card: "Riochet" Shorty: Riochet... that's NOT a food. Let's see what you wagered... Ami's Card: "Is a dumbass" Ami: (Snicker) Shorty: Riochet... is a dumbass? Moving along... Riochet, I'm afraid, but what did you write? Riochet's Card: "Miso" Shorty: Miso? That's good, that's a soup. Let's see your bet... Riochet's Card: "Horny" Riochet: Hehe Shorty: Miso Horny? Riochet: It's funny! Shorty: Continuing along.. TloB, please bring back whatever dignity was in this show at the beginning... TloB's card: "Iam" Shorty: That's a cat food... let's see your bet... TloB's Card: "Batman!" Shorty: Oh god... That's it for this show. Hope to god it never airs again. Goodnight. THE END *************************** Mystery Sonic Theater 3000 *************************** --Sonic Fights Robotnik 1-- (Shorty and SonKnuck walk in) SonKnuck: So Shorty what are we watching today? Shorty: Neh. It's a classic! SonKnuck: But what is it? Shorty: 'Sonic fights Robotnik'! (Both sit down seeing that H.Mac and Riochet are already there) H.Mac: Hey Shorty. Shorty: Hey. Riochet: Hija Shortie! H.Mac: Uh, Shorty you did remember to turn of Riochet's Chicken Master Spelling? Shorty: Sorry... Wait a sec... (Fiddles with Riochets head) There! Riochet: Hoooo! Thanks, Shorty! All that bad spelling was giving me a head ache! SonKnuck: So what's so special about 'Sonic fights Robotnik' anyway? Shorty: Over thousands and thousands of people have MISTed this story over and over..... SonKnuck: So in other words it's a load of shit. Shorty: *Nods* H. Mac: Let her rip! Shorty: *Starts projector* >ATTENTION: This is a good story so no bad coments >please! Riochet: We'll see, We'll see..... >Author's notes.. >Lord of PEZ is awsome! Shorty: Did you write this, Riochet? Riochet: No, Damn you! >Vote NO on Ken Penders! H.Mac: Where's the ballot box though? >End of Author's notes. Now onto the stroy! SonKnuck: Hello, Stroy Shorty: Hello. >SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK H.Mac: Dum, Dum, Dum, Duummmmmm! >By SONICFAN SonKnuck: *Yawns* >Sonics best adventure yet! Shorty: Are you sure you didn't write this Riochet? Riochet: *Swings mace at Shorty* >It was a brite midday morning in KnotHole Forrest. The >animals were >doing things like they usually do. Shorty: So there fighting Robotnik and you start off on a 'brite' Sunny morning? H.Mac: He never said it was sunny. Shorty: Shut up. > Rotor was cleaning up >the sprokets. Riochet: Oh my god! Thems my sprockets ya hear!? MINE! >Bunny was repainting the huts and Tails wasx fighting >stuffed bots with >kung-fu. Shorty: Yep, good ol' Tails wasx and his Kung-fu. >Sonic was in his hut drinking a Mountian Due Riochet: That's mine! DAMN YOU ALL! H.Mac: Whoah! Rio get a grip! > and >watching TV. Furry Beavis >and Butthead Shorty: Hu huh huh huh.... Lets set fire to Robotropolis. H.Mac: Huh Huh huh hu hu.... >was on. "It's like beavis and butthead but >beavis is a rat and > butthead is a dog" Sonic says to the reader. SonKnuck: Borrrring! Change the channel! >Antoinee was in his house jamming to Greenday. Shorty: (Makes a cross with his fingers) Eveeeel! > Just out >of nowhere rotor jumps >into the room! H.Mac:..... And he bounced out again because he was so fat. >Sonic looked around his hut. "Sonic!@" saidrotor. Shorty: I don't even understand that one! Riochet: It's a typo Dummy! It's meant to be sadrotor! Shorty: He must be sad! After all you did take his sprockets. Riochet: There mine damn you! >"Look >out a SWAT-missel is >going to hit you!" >Sonic said "WHA?" and loooked out the window. A swat >missel was going to hit >him! SonKnuck: *Dull clap* (Sarcastically) Wow. How original > He jumped out of the hut and ran around the missel. >Soon it smashed >into a tree and blew into a million peices. H.Mac: That's it?! SonKnuck: You think it could have been better? Shorty: Are you sure you didn't write this Rio? Riochet: *Hits Shorty with a frying pan* Shorty: *Rubs his head* Owwwww.... >"Woah close one dude but I made it ok" he said (sonic) Shorty: Yeah, What about Sonic? And why is he in brackets? >ROtor said "Bye" and left. H.Mac: Another damn new made up character! That's two now! Tails wasx and ROtor! >[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Riochet: Ke-wl! What's that? Shorty: That, Riochet, is a fading thingie! Riochet: Cooool! I can do that! [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Shorty: Riochet stop that... Riochet: [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Shorty: Mac, sort out Riochet! H.Mac: [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Shorty: Childish are'nt they, SonKnuck? SonKnuck: [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Shorty: Aaaaaaah! >Grr said Robotnik. Shorty: See he's mad at you too! >"I hate it when missel misses!" he said, also H.Mac: ...... Riochet: [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Shorty: SHUT UP! >"THis is your fault!" he said to..... Shorty: Riochet! HA! BURN! Riochet: *Sticks out his tounge* [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] > Snively. >"no no sir!" he replied! Shorty: YES! YES! (Starts dancing to a rap tune) SonKnuck: ..... H.Mac: ...... Riochet: .... [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] >"Packbell" Shorty: Bring me my boogie board! >"Yes sir?" Shorty: Are you deaf lets.. *Gets punched by Hyper Mac* Oof! >"Kill sonic because snively is too dumb to be able too!" H.Mac: Dum, Dum ti Duh! Riochet: [[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]] Shorty: Riochet, I'm warning you. >"Yes sir" Shorty: Was that you Riochet? Riochet: Uh, Yes...... >"What a fat" said snively, under his voice. SonKnuck: (Sarcastically) Bravo. Riochet: How wuud. >[][][][][][][][][][][][][] Riochet: [][][][][][][][][][][][][]! HAHAHAHAH! Shorty: I warned you! (Kicks him) >3 or four days later back at knothole >Sonic is chatting with Sally on IRC Shorty: Boriiing! Change the channel! > I luv u sal H.Mac: Hey! I have a friend called Sal, You gay, Sonic! > Awww > Bad Sonic! No! Sit! > no ;p Shorty: You heard the lady! SonKnuck: Awwwwwwwww.... > you are buetiful H.Mac: Oi! Sonic some one called Saonic is trying to take Sally! > ok we ave cybersex Riochet: *Bursts out loud with laughter* > *MachHedge sets mode +b *!*@*.SonicKnothole.com > Muhahahahahahahaha!!!!! > Hey! Who set you Op? > *MachHedge sets mode +b *!*@*.SallyKnothole.com Shorty: Boriiiiing! > I'm furry... Huhuhuhuhuh... H.Mac: What a broad that Sally is huh? Shorty: Yeah. Shorty and H.Mac: Huhuhuhu... >JUST THEN ROTOR BREAKS DOWN THE DOOR IN EMERGENCY! SonKnuck: Damn you Rotor! Fix that door! >Rotor: Sonic look out we are under attack by 1000000 >SWAT BOTS! SonKnuck: (Sarcastcally) Eekcums. >Sonic: Ok i got it covered SonKnuck: So had i! >Sonic runs to the bots "Yo dudes whats up?" Riochet: This! [][][][][][][][][][][][][] HAHAHAHAH! Shorty: *Kicks Riochet and knocks him unconuisios* >Swat bots: DRRRROOOONE, WE KILL HEDGEHOG #1 PRIRORITY H.Mac: Speak english, Damn you! Shorty: Wasn't that Riochet's line? H.Mac: *Shrugs* >Sonic said "You drone alot bots" SonKnuck: *Goes insane about how stupid this FANFIC is* >Just then Sonic spinned around and around killing half >the bots. Shorty: Boriiiiiing! >The other half tried to shoot him but sonic pulled out a >power ring > and >turned into super sonic easily killing the rest with no >effort. ALL but Riochet: SUPER SONIC!!?? Shorty: i sinioc fan. i rit fanficc and power rin turn snioc into stupar stonik! >"well" said sonic "looks like 0 to me hmmmm your >counting is bad Rote" SonKnuck: Well your spelling is worse than mine! >Sonic goes back to watching TV >Robotik appears on the TV! SonKnuck: (Sarcastically) Eekcums again. H.Mac: You feeling okay? It's about the 7th time you've been saracsstcally. SonKnuck: Neh? >"Hello my name is Dr. Robotnik I have taken over the >TV station no one can >stop me ha ha ha ha." SonKnuck: Now he sounded more Sarcastic than I did! >"No way Fatnick! Let's get ready to rock!" said sonic Shorty: (In a posh english accent) Excuse me.. Your rather rude.. Riochet: (Waking up) How wuud! >Sonic was talking to Sally "We gotta stop Robotnuk!" Riochet: Who's Robotnuk? Shorty: You see when Robotnik and Knuckles love each other very much... >Tails says "Can I go too Sally?" Shorty: No! Burn! >Sally said "No you are too little robotnik and his bots >would kill you or >robotosize you" >-----WARNING if you are offended you should not read >this neck part---------- SonKnuck: Oh yes! Something juicy at last! >"FOCK YOU SALLY!!!!!!!!!!!" SCREMED tails Shorty: (Raises one eye brow) That's it? Well... FOCK YOU MAC! H.Mac: FOCK YOU SHORTY! SonKnuck: NO, FOCK YOU BOTH! Riochet: NOOO! FOCK YOU ALL! >--------Ok kids you can look now ---------- >Sally kicked Tails "BAd Tails don't say >that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" H.Mac: What this? FOCK! FOCK YOU SALLY! Shorty: ARGH! *Kills Miles* > Sally Kicks Tails. (Banned) SonKnuck: Again? But he's already dead! >Tails said "I am mad now I hate you!" Shorty: No kidding. She just killed you. >Sonic said "oh no but we have to stop Robotnick's TV >plan! Let's go!!!!!!" >[[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] Riochet: Hehehehehe! Shorty: I'm warnin' you! >Sonic was at the Tv station fighting bots that were >jumping off the antenna. H.Mac: Boingy, Boingy! >Tank-bot attacked towards sonic. All: ????? Shorty: ? H.Mac: ?? Riochet: ??? SonKnuck: !!! All but SonKnuck: Sorry. >Sonic jumped flipped >and spun in the air but >tank bot was too fast. Shorty: *Yawn* > Just then sonic ran up the wall > and tank bot hit the >wall. Riochet: How many times have we seen this? > SOnic laughted at the funniness of this. H.Mac: Ho, Ho, Ho. > Then he >went into the tv station >Robotnick was there doing the robotnik show Riochet: Remember kids the Robotnik show is (c) Robotnik! >"Dooo doo doo this is tnhe robotnick show we will be >pack arfter the messages Riochet: Speak english, damn you! H.Mac: (Flips Riochets Chicken master switch) >doo doo doo BUY KEN PENDERS > now back to the show doo do >doo its the robotnick >show our guest today is >"SONIC????????????????????????????????????????" All: Sonic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >"Yes" said Sonic Shorty: .......... Riochet: Derm straight. >Sonic fought snively first. Armed with a laser gun SonKnuck: How original... >snively shot at sonic but >sonic beat him good. H.Mac: Was it good?! Shorty: It was good. > Next was packbell. He shot rockets >at sonic but sonic >jumped out of the way and kicked him down anyways. Riochet: Friend!! Derm gawd derm anyways JarJar Bix be the Gangster! All but Riochet: Riiiight. >THen Robotnick hit the >button. > The lasers were aimed at the blue blur. They >would kill him and his >friends! What will happen next! >Stay tuned for PART 2! H.Mac: (Sarcastically) The supense is killing me. >Just kidding but sirousley tit's time fro a commerical >brake. >Wheel be right back (I hope) Shorty: I hope not with that kind of spelling. >COmmercial >Ken: Hello this is ken penders i hate sonic because i >draw his comics. All: Riiiiiiight. > I really >suck why dont i just kill sally BANG Shorty: That would be good! All but Shorty: ( Shorty: WHAT?! I'm a SEGA Sonic fan! > she died now i'll >do a crossover of sonic >and mR rogers ha ha ha ha ha i am evil. SonKnuck: Another sarcastic quote.... >No back to the show, >Sonic escaped a stickey situaton but there was more in >store for our hero. Shorty: Yuck... A sticky situation! All but Shorty: Yuck.... >RObotnick produced a bomb from his sleave. "Ha ha ha" >said he. SonKnuck: ANOTHER sarcastic quote!? >Sonic kicked robotnick knocking him out the window. >The >lardish doctor fell >5000 story's to his death. Riochet: thre 5000 of these stores!? Shorty: *Flips Riochets switch back.* > But as Tails later noted he >was not really dead. All: Riiiiiiight. >Sonic ran out of the building just in time. The bombs >fuse ended and.... >SNAP CRACKLE POP! Shorty: RICE CRISPES! All but Shorty: Uh? Shorty: Never mind. >THE BOMB EXPLODES!!!! SonKnuck: End of Story. Can we go home now? >There goes our tv shows >said sonc H.Mac: I thought it was Robotniks show! And who's Sonc? >[[[[[[[[[[[[]]]]]]]]]]]]]] Riochet: (Slightly giggling) >Sonic and friends had to blow up the robotik crystal >mine. All: ??????? Shorty: ? H.Mac: ?? SonKnuck: Don't start this again! >"Y'all." said Bunny Shorty: Yurr real preddy! >"these is soem weird crystals some of em are blue and >some of em are red >and some of em are green and some of em are purple and >some of em are yellow. >Some are squaree, otrhers are triangle. >Heck all y'all some of em arent even crystals at all!" >Just then they all gasped in horror. SonKnuck: I'm not suprised! > The biggest bot in >the world suddenly >appeared with its guns aimed at the freedom fighters. Riochet: And how many TIMES have we seen THIS? >"Nooooo!" Shorty: (In a posh english anncent) Nooo. Indeed. >Antoinee quipped "Ze bot es BEEEEG!" Shorty: was that 'The Bot Begs'? >SOnic and Sally attacked the bot. The bot blew up taking >the mine with it. H.Mac: A very detailed description there I don't think. >[[[[[[[]]]]]] Riochet: I can't take it anymore! [[[[[[[]]]]]][[[[[[[]]]]]]!! >Robotnik was watching this on camera. Riochet: You mean this? [[[[[[[]]]]]] Shorty: *Sighs* >"That hedgehog is a walking contradiction" > he said. >Snively said nothing, neither did packbell andthen >They all sing "Walking Contradiction" by Greenday Shorty: Eveeeeeeeeeeel! >[[[[[[[[[[5 years later]]]]]]]]]]]]]] H.Mac: 5 years ago... Those where the days... >It was the last battle with robotnick. SonKnuck: How did they know that and who's 'robotnick'? All of mobiuses >freedom fighters had >gathered at Kothole to discuss the plan. Riochet: Oh boy 'Kot hole'! >"Here is the plan" said Princess Sally "We sneek into >Robotropolis and sonic >you fight the bots while we blow up the death egg" SonKnuck: I think people who read Archie and don't play the games hve actual forgotten what the Death egg is for. Shorty: In the Archie universe it just sits there and does nothing. >Sonic walked thrugh the woods with sally. >"Umm sall what about that cybersex" H.Mac: Sal says no, damn you! >[[[[[disco music]]]]]] Shorty: Lets boogie! >bow-bow-chicka-bow-wowp-chika-chika-bow-bow SonKnuck: Ah, Ah, Ah Stayin' alive! >Tails: Funky! (dances) disco fever! (sees sonic and >sally) OoOopS!!! sorry Shorty: (In posh english accent) Hmmmmmm yes OoOops indeed.. >The troupe arrived at robotopobis. They stormed the >death egg. All: *Yawn* Riochet: Boriiiiing! >It was and exciting battle but the freedom fighters won >in the end. H.Mac: How descriptive! >Back at Knothole celebration was in order. They >discussed how to fix the >TV station Shorty: Why? It was Robotniks show! >and antoinne danced and Chis Petrucii sang >the song of the Death >Egg battle All: Noooooooooooooo! >Sonic was on a mission dark >to defeat the evil doctor >but he beat him >like he did >and no one was asunder >thunderrr... >SONIC! SUPER SONIC! >he is the hero of our day >SONIC! SUPER SONIC! >let's all say hooray >lats all say hooray >Bookshire wept at the heartstrung plucking of the >guitar. H.Mac: *Records the Song and gives it to the 'Worst Song in the Universe' Cometition. It comes in Second place* >Tails made up with sally and gave her a hug. Shorty: *Whispering* Fock you Sally... H.MAC: FOCK YOU! Everything >was A-OK. >Just then 50 million missels, a million swat bots and >the entre robo brigade >were attacking Knothole. RObotnick showed up, holding >the off button. All: .......... Riiiight. > Only >he had the power to stop the attack. Sonic put on his >cybersuit. > Robotnik walked >into rotors invention hut >sonic followed behind him. >They were both in the >hut sonic attacked with fists of fury! > POW! BANG! >SHABOOM! BOOM! KABLAMO! Shorty: That was so stupid, I can't even talk. >[[[[[[]]]]]]]] >[][][][][][][] Riochet: ooh! Two of them! >"I hope you had the time of your liiiiiiiiife" sang >Greenday. Shorty: Eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel! >THE END All: Phew. >Hope you liked my story! Sorry about any spelling >errors. Shorty: *Kicks projector* SonKnuck: *Walking out with the others* So what do we do now? Krist: *Walks up to them* Hey Shorty, Hey Guys. Shorty: Hey Krist wanna have Cyber Sex!? H.Mac: FOCK YOU! <<>> Munkee Newgular and King of Cream Cheese posts: 61 (3/11/01 11:43:49 am) Reply TSPG/TPCG compilation book #2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This is the 'Lost Fics' part of it. It's made of an old Rio fic "Riomeggeddon" and a "MiST" I never finished. The Sonic Pandemonium Gang/ The Perfect Chaos Gang Classics Compilation Book 2 ********** Lost Fics ********** NOTE: This section is designated to Fics that were never finished or never released. If you have one you'd like to send. Be my guest. Send it to Munkee@kc.rr.com RIOMEGGEDDON PART ONE (We see the run down ruins of TSPG HQ. Inside, we also see a large grey hamster, and a black hedgehog.) Grey Hamster-This place is messy, Riot. Black Hedgehog (Riot)-You're right, Rio. I wonder if anyone'll find us.... (Meanwhile, at "Perfect Chaos", thing are normal. Let's see what they're doing, if anything...) Riochet-(Taking a nap on the couch) Zzzzzzzzz....Zzzzzzzzzzz... Zzzzzzzzzzzzz... Shorty-I wonder if he'll ever wake up. Munkee-Probobly not. Shorty-Well, if he doesn't wake up, I'll have to find someone else to MST something! (Shakes Riochet) Riochet-(Muffled) Zzzzz....mommy,I don't wanna get up...Zzzzz.... Shorty-(Continues to shake Riochet) Munkee-It's hopeless, Shorty. SonKnuck-Heh! This 8th SK emerald is great! (Transforms to ChaoKnuck) ChaoKnuck!... (Transforms back to SonKnuck) SonKnuck! (SonKnuck does this for a while) Riochet-Zzzzzz... Shorty-GrRrRrRr...I'll give you a peice of gum if you wake up.... Munkee-Ooh! Gum! Riochet-Alright, I'm up. Now gimme the gum. Shorty-Hmmmm....No. Riochet-Gimme... Shorty-No... (Riochet tackles Shorty and they start fighting) Ami-Uh-oh. Looks like they're fighting again. PICO PICO CANNON BLAST!!! (Ami blasts Rochet and Shorty, which stuns them instantly. Also, their eyes turn into DC swirls) Edge-AAAAUUUURRRRGGGHHHH!!!! The peice of paper got me!!!! (Dies) TLoB-Uh... anyone know how to revive stuff? (All step back,except for Shorty and Riochet, who are still unconsience) Seth-Looks like we have to set up a funeral for Edge... Ami-...Again... (French death song plays) Sonique-Hey, cut it out! (Music stops) Edge-(Somehow magically comes back to life) Humpty dumpty, hippedy dippedy, wanka willard bim badda boom madda! Seth-One word: Pointless. END OF PART ONE RIOMEGGEDDON PART TWO Yerher-WAKE UP!!!! Kefka-It's no use, Yerher. He'll be out for a bit. SONIC_FAN-me sonc-fann! SOnic is my fovarit! alongg wih bunnies! (Riochet wakes up,throws rock at SONIC_FAN,then falls asleep) Hougan-(Walks in for no apperant reason) SSSSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCC_FFFFFFFAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!! (Hougan rescues SONIC_FAN,and runs) All-(Sad groan) Ami-We have to chase him! Shorty-Great idea, Ami! Um....why? Ami-Why aren't you unconsience? Shorty-Oh, that's right...can I come back yet? Ami-...No. Sonique-I think what he means is, why should we chase Hougan and SONIC_FAN? We don't like either of them! Ami-But you see,it's all about a secret plan...yessss...secret plan...against me...ARGH!!!! THEY'RE GONNA GET ME!!!!!! SALI'S COMING TO HAUNT ME!!!!!! AAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Riochet-(Some how magically becomes consience again) She's scaring meeeee! Seth-She scares all, Riochet. (The screen shows Ami shaking Sonique, while saying "SALI'S GONNA GET ME!!!!!!!!") She scares us all... Happy-HAHA!!! I'm Metal Miles! Kefka-Shaddap, Sidekick! Yerher-Stop it, you two! Kefka-Whatcha gonna do about it, gold boy?! Yerher-I'll...cut you! Kefka-I'll bite ya! (Yerher and Kefka start fighting) Yerher-YERHER SLASH! Kefka-BITE!!! Happy-I guess I could slip out right now... Kefka-Where do ya think you going, Sidekick?! Yerher-Yeah, I wanted to kick yer tail, too! Happy-Uh-oh... (Yerher and Kefka beat up Happy) Riochet-(Sees the Chao fighting) Wow, are should really do something! (A few minutes later, we see Riochet behind a sign that reads "CHAO FIGHT OF THE CENTURY: YERHER VS. KEFKA VS. HAPPY!! RESERVE YOUR TICKETS NOW") (Also, we see the grey hamster, and the black hedgehog.) Riochet-Hi Rio,and Riot!! Rio (Grey hamster)-(Angrily) Hi Riochet. Riot (Black hedgehog)-(Angrily) Yeah. Hi. Riochet-What's wrong? Did't reserve ticket for Chao Fight of the Century? Rio-Oh, we did,but we're here for other reasons. Riot-Yeah. Other reasons. Like taking you out! Riochet-Uh...you should't do that...why don't you destroy...Shorty! Rio-We will in the process. But you're our main target now. Riochet-Uh-oh...Yerher...a little help? END OF PART TWO RIOMEGGEDDON PART THREE Yerher-YERHER SLASH ATTACK!!! (Yerher slashes Riot) Riot-YARGH!!! You and your Chao will pay for that! Riochet-We'll see about that! Riochet, transform to...(We see Riochet getting getting hit by a bright beam of light. After the light goes away, instead of Riochet, there is a golden hedgehog with sharper pins and increased strength. We'll call him "Doomsday Riochet" or "DR")...DOOMSDAY RIOCHET!!!!! Rio-Oh, that doesn't scare us! We can do stuff like that too! Rio transform to...MEGA RIO!!!!! (MR) Riot-Riot transform to...TURBO RIOT!!!!!!! (TR) DR-C'mon Yerher! Let's get 'em! Yerher-FIRE BREATH!! (Yerher spits fire at Rio, but blocks it) MR-Pitiful! You think a small, powerless Chao wil stop us? HA!!! DR-Whay are we fighting in the first place? Aren't we friends?! TR-We were, but you all abondened us in that old, grimey base of yours! MR-You practicaly left us to die! So now it's payback! ???-HOLY BLAST!!! (A blast of energy hits TR) All-HUH?! ???-It's just me, Angel of Light!! DR-Oh, hi Ami! TR-Grrrr...oh look! It's the Angel of Light! AoL-Grrrr... MR-What did ya do, Angel girl?! Broke a nail? AoL-No, but I'll crack your skull! (Blasts MR) DR-Doomsday Canon! (DR blasts TR, but he breaks out, undamaged) TR-Foolish! Turbo Beam!! (TR shoots a much more powerful beam at DR, which knocks him down) ???-DARKNESS!!! (A dark blast hits TR) AoL-EVIL SHORTY!! (Tries to fight Evil Shorty) DR-Come on! Don't fight! Get them! Evil Shorty-No! I don't listen to you! I look out for myself! AoL-Oh just shut up Shorty. (Attacks Evil Shorty) DR-Doomsday Canon! (Again, blasts TR) MR-Mega Blaster! (Blasts DR) DR-Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!! My Doomsday power won't be enough! Doomsday Riochet, transform to...(The computer chip on DRs' hand shoots up a little beam of light, then hits DR again. He turns red again, and half of his body turns metal, including his head,and right arm. On his right eye, he grows a laser target system.) ...MECHA RIOCHET!!!!!!!! END OF PART THREE RIOMEGGEDDON PART FOUR MR-(In monotone) Oh, so you're mechanical now. We're so scared. Mecha Riochet-Target bomb!! (Mecha Riochet targets MR, and hits him with a bomb) MR-HA! And now...TO GET RID OF YOU ALL!!!!!! PHYSCHIC THROW! (All but TR and MR somehow get lifted up, and get thrown out. Mecha Riochet turns back to Riochet) Sonique-Uhh...that hurt. Edge-(Coughs blood) I'm dyieng...(Dies) All but Edge-STOP DYIENG!!!! Edge-Alright, I'm back. Riochet-Alright, roll call! Shorty! Shorty-Here. Riochet-Ami! Ami-Hmmmm...Here also. Riochet-Sonique! Sonique-Barely here. Riochet-Munkee! Munkee-Oh, I'm here alright. Riochet-Edge! Edge-Eh...moo. Riochet-Sev... Shorty-Riochet, stop it. While you were calling out everyones name like a moron, saw that everyone's here. Seth-We have to get them outta there! TLoB-Yeah! Who knows what they'll do with the bathroom!! (All stare a TLoB) TLoB-What...? SonKnuck-Oh who cares? We just have to get back in somehow!! Seth-That's easier said then done, SonKnuck. Riochet-Oh look,it's getting cloudy. TLoB-...How that was relevent is anyones' guess. Ami-It's raining. Shorty-There's Ami, stating the obvious.. Ami-(Punches Shorty) Be quiet. Riochet-Hey, look! It's the old TSPG building! I'm going over there. (Riochet runs over to the building. Everyone else follows) Whoa. This place is a dump. END OF PART FOUR RIOMEGGEDDON PART FIVE Ami-Never been here...except for once, when we got thrown out the first time by Tsp. Riochet-This place is messy,Shorty. Shorty-You're right, Riochet. I wonder if we'll ever get outta here... Sonique-Hey, here's my old computer! (Turns on computer) C'mon...hurry up...if you don't hurry up...(pushes the computer off the dusty desk) Now I remember why I got rid of this place! Riochet-Hey, here's my old punching bag! Aww, and still has the picture of Hougan on it...man, I wonder if it still works... (Starts chewing and punching it) Yep, it works! Ooh! My computer! (Logs into it) Hey, I don't remember downloading a program called "Redwing Info"! Better check it out...(Opens the zip file) Whoa... Shorty-What be it, Riochet? Riochet-This program I looked into says there is another form of me, only instead of it being Super, or Ultimate, it's Mega! Shorty-Whoa! What is it? Riochet-"Redwing Riochet"! Ami-What do ya need for it? Riochet- I need to find some kind of crest thingie...maybe it's in my desk somewhere...(Digs around in his desk) Ooh! Here's something new! Sonique-Maybe that's the crest thing! Riochet-I hope so....Let's get them out of our base! Edge-Alright, I guess. Nothing else to do... (TPCG walk out of the TSPG Building, and towards the TPCG-HQ) TR-Oh look. They're coming back for more. MR-Hmmmm...why is Riochet wearing that crest thinga majig? TR-Who cares? Let's get 'em! (MR and TR fly in front of TPCG) Sonique-We're ready for ya this time! Ami-Yeah! (Ami transforms to Angel of Light) Riochet-Now to test this thing! Riochet, transform to...(A beam of light hits Riochet, and turns his fur bright red. Also, wings sprout up from his back. He also gains more strength then Mecha Riochet and Doomsday Riochet combined. Also, the top of his head has a beak like a bird. And he turns half bird, half hedgehog)...REDWING RIOCHETT!!! (RWR) MR-Oh boo-hoo! You're part bird now. (Sarcastically) So scared. RWR-Sweet! (Tries to fly, but can't) Crap. TR-HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You don't even know how to fly! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Kefka-BITE!!! Yerher-YERHER SLASH!!! Moody-RAZOR KICK!!! (The Chao all attack TR and MR, but it's no use) Yerher-FIRE BALL!!!!! (Yerher shoots a fire ball at TR, but nothing happens) RWR-(Starts flapping his wings wildly) MR-HAHAHAHA!!!! You still can't fly! (All of a sudden, a gust of wind coming from RWR hits TR and MR) RWR-Well, that's something, any way... END OF PART FIVE RIOMEGGEDDON PART SIX MR-HA!!!! That's nothing Riochet! TR-Yeah, nothing! RWR-Grrrrrr...WING SMASH!!!!! (RWR smashes his wings against MR) MR-Oof! AoL-HOLY BLAST!!!! (AoL shoots a beam at TR) Sonique-Ooh! Fighting! Shorty-I should turn into Evil Shorty, but if I did that, she would try to kill me... RWR-WING BLASTER!!!! (RWR shoots a laser out his wings and hits TR) TR-Why is everyone hitting me? Hit HIM!! (Points to a recovered SONIC_FAN) SONIC_FAN-me sonc fann! Seth-Don't worry, we'll get him! (The rest of TPCG beat up SONIC_FAN) RWR-Stupid wings...(Starts flapping wings again, and flies around) WOOHOO!!!!!! I finally got these peices of junk to work! MR-Now he's flying around like a moron. TR-(Smashes into RWR) Yerher-Grrrrrrrrrr... RWR-FLY!!!!!! (RWR flies around, ramming into MR and TR) TR&MR-AAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (MR and TR fade away, and soon are replaced by eggs) RWR-Uh? (He starts to glow, then turns back to Riochet) Ooh....I'm sleepy...(Falls asleep) Shorty-Why are there eggs here? AoL-How come I could't beat them? I'm the warrior person! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!!! WAAAAAAHHH!!!!! (Turns back to Ami) Sonique-You're right. It does kinda stink. Shorty-If you ask me, it's very Ego-istic. Riochet-Uhh...(Wakes up) Ooh! I'm gonna hatch some Chao eggs!!! (Riochet hatches the black egg and silver egg) Hey, they look sorta familier... Silver Chao-Uhh...what happened...? Black Chao-This looks familier.... Riochet-AAAAAAAH!!!!! Silver Chao, and Black Chao-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! (They all yell for a while. After that...) Riochet-(Pacing around) Alright....alright....alright...so you're saying....alright...you're a reincarnation of Rio and Riot. Rio and Riot (Silver Chao and Black Chao)-(Nod) Shorty-This'll be weird. _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- H.Mac-HAHAHA!!! I have returned! SonKnuck-Yer a little late H.Mac. The fic's almost over. All we have left is the credits, and legal stuff. H.Mac-D'OH!!!!! <<>> __T ___H ____E _____E ______N _______D ________! -Munkee's unfinsihed MiST- NOTE: As the title suggests, this MiST was not finished due to the fact that someone was already misting this story. On a not-too-distant planet, Mobius of South Island, Dr. Eggman has kept TPCG in pain, And had done it for quite some time But now with the Egg Carrier all blown up His worst enemy, Sonic has seen enough. He saw that Eggman's plans were too diverse So he sent him packing to the Planet called Earth! (Eggman: I'll be back!) "I'll send TPCG cheesy FANFIC's, The worst I can find. (lalala) They'll have to sit and watch 'em all So I can moniter there minds! (Lalala)" STARRING: ZHORTY!: Ah zow itz my turn! Now keep in mind Zhorty can't control Which FANFIC he'll send him next. (lalala) He'll try and keep his sanity With the help of his really stupid friends. SIDEKICK ROLL CALL Munkee: Hey, I wrote it, so I get to be in it! Nyah nyah! Riochet: MOOOOOOO!!! TLoB: Huh? Am I supposed to say something? If your wondering why he's talking in a German Accent And other pointless facts (lalala) Repeat to your self 'Read the Damn fic!!!' And then you can relax! For Mystery Sonic Theatre 3000! Munkee: *sigh* yet another one... Zhorty: vhat am I doing vere? Riochet: You have to read a gay fic. Munkee: TL! Turn on the projector! TloB: Fine... *Projector starts* >***WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS A LITTLE BIT OF BAD WORDS. READER DISCRESON IS ADVISED*** TloB: Aw, fuck!!! Too much damn swearing now adays. Zhorty: vaitaminute, vasn't there a legal thing bevore vis? Munkee: Yeah, but nobody wants to read that so I cut it... >Since you liked the first one I made a sequel! Here's.... Riochet: We did? TloB: Who like that piece of shit? >SONIC FIGHTS ROBOTNIK 2 >The Next Battle Zhorty: (Sarcasticly) I'm overvhemled vith excitement... >By SONIC FAN TloB: BOO! >It was quiet day in Knothole forest seing how Robotnik was dead and all. Everyone was busy rotor was washing Munkee: Seing? Riochet: Yeah, it's a mix between sing and see. Very popular with annoying Fagets. Zhorty: No vonder Sonic_Fan said vit... >the machines and tails was practicing kung-fu with Bunnie. TloB: Should I make a joke about Tailswasx or not...? Zhorty: No, ve've alvready done vhat. >(((((((((())))))))))))) Riochet: Oh... Zhorty: Von't even try it Vio... Munkee: Who's Vio? >Robotropolis >Grounder and Scratch were watching Furry Beavis and Butthead. TloB: Oh no... no them again... >"Huh huh huh Butthead is cool" said grounder >"Heh heh heh i like show" scratch said >Robotnik said loudly "HEY YOU STUPID BOTS LET'S GET GOING EH!" Riochet: Eh! Munkee: Nono... it's EH! With all capitals. Riochet: EH! Zhorty: Shut up both ov vou! >Groundeer says "Huh huh huh we stupid or something hu huh huh" TloB: Lat I remember Beavis and Butthead didn't sound like cavemen... Munkee: Lat, huh? TloB: ... Shut up... >Packbell kicks there butts! >"Scratch says "heh heh butt heh heh" >Robotnik thinks ***this is my best plan yet and it will surely work!*** Zhorty: Intervesting plan... Munkee: He's plan was to have Packbell beat up his own bots...? TLoB: ... then have them laugh about the word 'butt' Riochet: heh heh, butt, heh heh Munkee and TLoB: Shut up Riochet! Zhorty: Veah, shut up Vio! Riochet: Who the hell is Vio!? >(((((((((((())))))))))))))) >Over Knothole Forresst Munkee: Wow, never heard of that... Riochet: I wanna go to a forresst! >Rotor is flying in the freedom fighter plane and sees.... TloB: A scene transition thingy!!! >(((((((((())))))))))))) TloB: See...? Zhorty: Shut up! *Smacks TL with a frying pan. TL falls unconcious* Munkee: uh... you just knocked out TloB... Zhorty: Vou Shut up too! *Knocks out Munkee* Riochet: ... I'm not going to say anything... Zhorty: Shut up!!! *knocks out Rio* >Sonic was in his hut jamming by himself. Then Tails and Antoinne came in to help him out. They got there band going and played some greenday songs. Then Bunnie and Zhorty: BOOO!!!! Greenday Zucks!!! >Chris Petrucci came in Bunny played the banjo and Chris played his wristwatch. the band sounded real wonky so they rocked on. Munkee: *Waking up* Wonky? Zhorty: It's vhat all the annoying gits vay TloB: *Also waking up* yet again, the would explain why Sonic_Fan is saying it... >Then they played the Sonic song! ALL but Rio: OH NO!!! *Plugs ears* >I'm sonic the hedgehog and i'm so cool >i run real fast >you goony fool >ya ya ya (The screeching sound wakes up Rio) Riochet: AH!!!! *plugs ears* >the bots can't catch me >cause i run mach 62 >i am a hedgehog and I rule >RULE RULE RULE!! >rule rule rule >Just then rotor's plane crashes through the wall of the hut! >CRASH!!!!!!!!!! Munkee: Okay Rotor is now my hero... he stopped that extremely bad song. >Sonic says "Woah you are playing the drums too loud Antoinne. Oh that's a plane crashing through the wall. Yo what up Rote?" TloB: You know... that would have been funny if it wasn't for the fact that it's not. Zhorty: ZHUT UP!!! *Swings frying pan at TLoB* TloB: *Catches pan before it hits him. He rips it from Zhorty's grasp* I don't think so... >Rotor said "Sonic you gotta come quick a whole army of bots is invading and there gonna kill us oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no" Munkee: ... Is that even worth commenting on...? Riochet: No >Sonic said "Calm down Rote I'll just give them the Sonic Spin and they'll learn a thing or too about not being dead" TloB: If anyone got that please raise you hand. (Nobody does anything) TloB: I thought so... >So sonic ran to the bots and everbody ran after him but not as fast. Munkee: What would the point of that be...? Zhorty: So vu vould ZHUT UP!!! Munkee: You know... I'm very close to tying you to the wall... >Sally and some other freedom fighters brought water balloons to fight the bots but sonic had the best weapon the cybersuit. Ami: Hey! That's mine! Riochet: Where'd you come from? Ami: That plot hole right over there. (Ami points to a hole in space) Ami: I'll be leaving now.. (Ami dissappears through the plothole) >"Ha ha ha. Look what we have here a headgehog in a suit. What is this national suit day. Too bad i left my tux at home or i wouldnt have to wear this cape and belt ensamle it makes me look fat, no?" said Robotnik All: ... Munkee: You know, I should be able to come up with something to say but words escape me right now... TloB: How about this? SONIC_FAN'S GAY!!! Munkee: That works... >"Why don't you just stop flabbering Mr. Chubbs" said sonic Zhorty: Vat vas vhe ztupidest vhing I have ever veard in vy vife! Vhy, I zhould kill vu vight now! >"ooh now you made me mad. GET THEM!!!" said robotnik TloB: THAT made him mad? I can't wait until Sonic comes up with a real comeback. >And the robots attacked Riochet: Sounds like something from the bible... Munkee: (Minister voice) And yes the robots did attack. And then Sonic_Fan said to Sonic: "Kil Swat flys hen mice dog funs". But Sonic didn't know what Sonic_Fan ath said, so he instead he attacketh the robots and madeth some bad puns. ALL: Amen >Sonic was fighting off a fet thousand SWAT bots and another few thousan EVIL bots. TloB: I just wish I knew what a 'fet thousand' was Riochet: I don't know, but it's gotta be better than a few thousan >Sally threw balloons at the buzz bombers and Tails was fighting Packbell and Snively with ninja kung fu. Zhorty: I ave vhe veeling vrowing balloons at vhem von't help Anyvhing... Allow ve to demonstvate... *Throws a balloon at Riochet* Riochet: Ow! *Falls unconcious* Zhorty: Vell, maybe vit does vork. TloB: Nah Riochet's just a wuss. >Bunny stomped on grounder and scratch. SOnic cyber attacked the bots until they got killed. Munkee: (Cooking show guy) And remember to attack you bots until they got killed. Add some salt... TloB: Shut up Munkee... >Well thats some of them fdead but not all.Just then Vision LORD OF PEZ showed up to help the Zhorty: VES! Vot's ov vhem var fdead!!! TloB: Yah, but vot all ov... Shit! Now you got me doing it!!! Munkee: LORD OF PEZ...? > freedom fighters. His powers were of great use in killing the bots. TloB: (LORD OF PEZ) Beware of power of cheap candy! Munkee: (unenthusiastically) Ah... > Tails fought Snively and Cmdr. Packbell. HAI YA! WEE AAH! KICK! SHPACK! HYROUKEN! Riochet: *Wakes up* Shpack!? Zhorty: Vhat iz thiz Zhpack? >"Ow" went the Snively. Munkee: *Starts singing 'Pop goes the Weasel'* >SHOYROUKEN! >Kapow goes Snively he's a bloody polp. TloB: Do I even have to say what's wrong there? >Packbell grabs tails by his Tails. >"Hey what the heck" says Tails >Packbell repetedly slams Tails against a rock. >"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow" goes Tails Riochet: "This fic sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks Sucks" goes Riochet. >Sonic kills abot with his laser. "Oh no Tails is a Munkee: ...dumbass in this fic? Yes we know... Zhorty: Who'z diz abot? TloB: Must be another fan made character... >trouble" SOnic slices Packbell in half >"oog" goes Packbell Riochet: You know, if I was sliced in half by a spinning hedgehog I'd make more noises than "oog" TloB: Yeah, I'd probually go more like this: "What the-ARGH! Ugh..." >"Gee thanks sonic but my head hurts ha ha ha" Tails said Zhorty: Zo it ez vone ov thoze lauving headaches. >Sonic does the megasonicspinattack and kills the rest of the bots. "Well robotnik it looks like those bots didn't "get me" a-ha ha ha." said sonic But Sonic didn't know that one bot was still there. It shot Sally. "Hey that's a good idea!" says Ken Penders SHUT UP KEN!!!!! "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Sonic yeld "Hee hee" said Robotnik "I killed the princess what do i win hehehehe" "ROBOTNIK YOU MOTHERFOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" sonic scremed. Robotnik got in his hover and drove away to where? they didn't see because sonic was taking sally back to nothole ((((((((((())))))))))))))) "Oh no Sal's dead" sponic Moaned. "No she's not dead" said bookshire "She's just unconginous" Sonic was sad. Chris Petrucci sang Metallica songs and Bookshire was heartfelt atr the songs *sniff* Vision said "Hey sonic man i know how you feel" "Hey why don't you just fock off pez-brane" sonic angerly said. "What did you call me you want to fight me blueboy wimphog" Vision agrly said back "Grr" said sonic then He kicked Vision and vision foungt back. THey punched eachother in the head and blood was all over the place then sonic threw vision in the pond. Vision accidendetily swallowed a power ring and vaporized. "Y'all sour hog y'all killed vision what d'y'all think yer a d'oin why don't t'y'all just get the hep hop outta here y'mean ole blue BUG!" Bunny said. Just then a letter dropped from the sky AIRMAIL!!! TO SONIC it said YOU ARE INVITED TO THE ROBOTNIK'S ROYALE WRESTLING CHAMPIONSHIP The winner will be declared the champion of mobius. At the underground city Be there or be dead.. Sonic said "i'm goin'!" "Me too!!!!" said Tails "Right on let's penut butter and jam!" Sonic said VRRRROOOOOOOOMMM!!!! ((((((((((((())))))))))))))) Underground City 11:59 PM Sonic steps into the ring "Ladies and Gentlebots" said announcer Snvely "In this corner we have the tag team Sonic and Tails!!!" BOOOO!! said the SWATbots "And in this corner Grounder and Scratch" Snively announces "LLLLLLLLLLLLLLETS GET READY TO RUMBOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sonic is in the ring fighting gounder "huh huh what goes grounder" KA-POWIE A fist in his face! BOOM BOOM BOOM he's down! Scratch steps in and kicks sonic in the eye! "AARRRRGGGGGG!!! TAILS!!!!" Tails jumps in flys around and kung-fus there butts BOOM SHAKA BOOM BANG! Sonic gets up again! SOnic spin dashes grounder while tails throws a fireball at Scratch! They're down 1 2 3 Sonic and Tails win!!!!!!!!!! Heh heh heh now for my secret plane, thinks Robotnik ((((((((((((()))))))))))) "We won we won WOOHOO" says Sonic! "Just a second you have to fight our next contender!" Snively says A huge bot steps into the ring Snively says "It's STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN BOT!" "earf" says Tails "I'm going to mutalate you" says stone cold bot "b-b-b-b-b-but why??" stutters a nervous tails "You wanna know why?" "You REALLY wanna know why?" "BECAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!" "And that's" "The bottom line!!!" DING! The bot gives Sonic the stone cold stunner! Tails does a spine breaking kick to the bot! No use the bot hammers tails in the head he's down! Pile driver on the bot by sonic! Tails bounces off the ropes! Sonic beats on the bot the bots kicks sonic in the nose! OOOOWWWWW!!! Tails does a HYROUKEN! HYROUKEN! "Ow i'm on fire! Someone help stone cold!" "Stunner this!" says tails smashing his hand through the bots head Sonic powers up his spin dash and slices the bot 5 times! The bot falls apart Then.... KLICKETY KLACK BAAAAANNNG!!! THE BOT EXPLODES!!! "Well" said Robotnik "Good show but I just dropped 7 nukes on the great forest they're all dead HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" "What???" said Sonic "WHAAAT???" "Robotnik you will pay!" sonic said. The bots hustled sonic and tails into a space ship "We're going to Spacetropolis!" Robotnik giddily said. ((((((((((())))))))))) SPaCe..... "Hey lookit the stars" tails awed. "Yeah" said Sonic "Theres as many stars as there are mobians but now a bunch of them are dead and its all my fault "SOnic you did what you had to do" said tails. "Yeah but i guess space is alot like mobius some times" sonic said "Yeah i guess it is" Tails replied "Hahahahaha you will be roboticized hahahahahaha" Robotnik chortled "Not funny Lardnik!" said sonic "Huhuhuhu LARD BUTT!" said grounder ((((((((((())))))))))))) Spacetropolis Robotocizer room Sonic is in the roboticezr The green ray is going to robotocize him. "Well this is the end i guess i'll say a few words. I love you Sal!" said sonic "Hee hee your going to a robot a robot a rooobot" went Packbell Suddenly vision bursts into the room! "HUH??? WHAT THE??? UHHH?? YOOOUUU????" Robotnick confuseldy said "Yeah you are apsiposlitivediddly right Crazy Ivo" said Vision "Now drop that hedgehog!" Sonic makes a daring escape and frees Tails! They flee the room! An action-packed battle takes place on the space station. Sonic and friends are victorious. (((((((((((((()))))))))))))) Spacetropolis control room "Nothing left to do now but blow up the planet" said Robotnik He pushed the button 3 2 1 KKKKKKKAAAAAAAABBBBBLLLLLAAAAAAMMMMMOOOOOO!!!! Mobius is gone! Sonic sees the glint of a crystal! From the mine he must still have some! Sonic picks up the crystal and Robotnik sees him. Sonic shoots robotnik with thje crysatl's energy and he gets knocked down! Robnik pushes the button "hahaha my bots are gone but i'm gonna blow this up and take you with me blue freak hahahahahahahhahahahhaa!!!!" SELF DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS "Run!! said sonic! "AHHHH nooo!" said Tails! 9 8 7 6 5 "Hurry we gotta go faster!!" 4 3 2 "ON NO!!!!" 1 . GAAAABLLLLOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!! there goes the neighborhood. But at the last second sonic used the glowing cystal energy and was in a time poral. But Robotnik was there too! They battled using chaos crystal power sonic zapped robotnik and he was gone! Sonic jumped into a portal and WAS..... ((((((())))))) Back on mobius! "Hey wait" said sonic "Robotropolis is here! We blew up the death egg! CaN THIS be happening!!??!" Sonic ran back to knothole Sally and vision were there "sal Are you ok??" sonic asked "Yes" said sally "I used my healing powers she will be fine now sonic" said Vision "You the man pez-bro" said Sonic "But Robotropolis is still here" he thought And the battle begins again..... THE END